Zonko's Stock

[Kairi Soto]

zonkos

[prices are set for haggling..!]

We sell an assortment of products fit to tickle your trickery fancy. Please take a look around. If you have any questions, or would like to request new items feel free to post here.

zonkos products

Trick Wands
-Rubber Chicken
-Underpants
-Exploding
-Poltergeist (Beats user around head)

Trick Gum
-Unchewable
-Exploding
-Shocking
-Super-sour (May cause swelling/extreme, sometimes irreversible puckering)
-Disappearing
-Super Sticky (May yank teeth out/glue jaw together)

Real Life Lollies
Looks like a leaf, smells like a leaf and wait for it........ by God, it tastes like a leaf!!! But here's the catch, ITS NOT A LEAF. Eat as many as you like kiddies.
- Leaf
- Spider (Not recommended for use in front of females)
- Soap
- Teeny Squid
- RubberBand Ball
- Taco
- Faerie (Lights up!)

Portable Hangman
spell for his life, again and again..!

Pocket Sneakoscopes

Dungbombs

Fanged Frisbees

Spray-on Tattoo
let your limbs come alive!
artist in-store
(May cause unexpected daredevil tendencies, urge to buy guitar, itching, burning, or tattoo moving around user's body to undesired places.)

Cards
- Regular
- Self shuffling
- Animated
- Exploding

Wet-start No-heat Fillibuster Fireworks

Gobstones Set

Frog Spawn Soap

Stink Pellets

Grow Your Own Warts Kit