Post by Professor Hermione Potter on Oct 3, 2007 15:22:36 GMT -5
Ello’ my Fellow deprived gossipier. What a cruel trick it is to play to not give this school their dose of gossip when it is needed. Seems Ms. Street has disappeared for a while - Running out on the job eh? Well, have fun wherever you may be, I think I can do a good job reporting from here. This school thrives off gossip, so lets feed the Hunger. Never fear Trios’ Hogwarts ; the Anonymous gossip Columnist is here.
Before I actually begin on this article, I would just like to warn the readers that all this column is going to really be is love - if you can even call it that. I am convinced that this school is full of lust driven teenagers and their stupidity. Though I do think some people here are actually “in love,” I would like to point out that the majority of them are not. Alright, moving on lets get to the good stuff.
Since the last Article there have been a lot of hook - ups here at the school. I wont spend too much time on them, considering there is a love triangle to be discussed within these small boxes on the School Newspaper. First thing is First, we have a Mr. Brendan Slater [ second year Mihael ] and a Certain Vivian Richards Hooking up. Surprised? Don’t be. These two have been best friends since Brendan arrived, a romance blossoming was only predictable. Cheers you two.
Then of course we have the recent first year stupidity hook up, which normally turns to love after the first two days or so. However, we still wish these two the best of like with their little romance. But just who am I talking about? Why, none other then the first year Ravenclaws Ashleigh Yarwood and Lloyd Irving. Now, these two have been dating for a little while now [ a week or so ? ], so hopefully it will last. They are ‘birds of a feather’ I suppose.
What would hook ups be without the Crushes, break ups and the drifting apart? It seems our very own 3rd year Illusion Rayne has been missing a certain person in her love life. Mr. Cody Welsh. Torn, neglected? We haven’t seen the two of you together around the grounds for a while, where’d you go? I do hope this isn’t then end of a relationship that has lasted for so many terms [ because it is one of the only ones ].
Then of course, there is the oh so obvious crush. I am pretty sure that ever sees it except for Nort Flowers, the center of a young Miss Aaliyah Rose McKenzie, the Mihael .Hey, maybe he does know of the crush, but who knows. Do I smell a new relationship blossoming through the school? I do hope so.
Now, onto the more heartbreak part of the Column. I am sad to report the parting of a Trio’s Couple ,Desiderio - also known as ‘Denzi’ and Alessa Gillespie. It was a sad to see the two end, but if my boyfriend goes and kisses another girl I would be a bit upset as well. Motives for the break up where understandable M’dears, no hard feelings between you I hope. But this leaves several questions unanswered. Will Denzi, go with that girl he kissed. Aaryn Saeumi ? Or, will he still find himself lost at what to do. All eyes are on you now.
Brace yourself Trios Hogwarts! We have a love triangle on the loose. Between who though? Well, lets just say the center of this triangle is none other then Fifth year Nathaniel Haake. You can start gasping now. Well, who exactly are the girls after him? Good Friend and recently heart broken Alessa Gillespie, and friend and Quidditch Capitan Xiomara Lang. If I can follow correctly, Miss Lang had kissed the Slytherin, and Alessa had confessed her undying love for Haake. Wow, what are you doing to get all the Girls Sir? Whatever the case may be, he has quiet a pickle to deal with. Will he break Alessa’s heart again, or will he leave Miss Lang all alone? Only time will be able to tell. Haake, let’s hope you make the best decision.
That’s all the gossip for this issue. Until I return -
See you, space Cowboy
Before I actually begin on this article, I would just like to warn the readers that all this column is going to really be is love - if you can even call it that. I am convinced that this school is full of lust driven teenagers and their stupidity. Though I do think some people here are actually “in love,” I would like to point out that the majority of them are not. Alright, moving on lets get to the good stuff.
Since the last Article there have been a lot of hook - ups here at the school. I wont spend too much time on them, considering there is a love triangle to be discussed within these small boxes on the School Newspaper. First thing is First, we have a Mr. Brendan Slater [ second year Mihael ] and a Certain Vivian Richards Hooking up. Surprised? Don’t be. These two have been best friends since Brendan arrived, a romance blossoming was only predictable. Cheers you two.
Then of course we have the recent first year stupidity hook up, which normally turns to love after the first two days or so. However, we still wish these two the best of like with their little romance. But just who am I talking about? Why, none other then the first year Ravenclaws Ashleigh Yarwood and Lloyd Irving. Now, these two have been dating for a little while now [ a week or so ? ], so hopefully it will last. They are ‘birds of a feather’ I suppose.
What would hook ups be without the Crushes, break ups and the drifting apart? It seems our very own 3rd year Illusion Rayne has been missing a certain person in her love life. Mr. Cody Welsh. Torn, neglected? We haven’t seen the two of you together around the grounds for a while, where’d you go? I do hope this isn’t then end of a relationship that has lasted for so many terms [ because it is one of the only ones ].
Then of course, there is the oh so obvious crush. I am pretty sure that ever sees it except for Nort Flowers, the center of a young Miss Aaliyah Rose McKenzie, the Mihael .Hey, maybe he does know of the crush, but who knows. Do I smell a new relationship blossoming through the school? I do hope so.
Now, onto the more heartbreak part of the Column. I am sad to report the parting of a Trio’s Couple ,Desiderio - also known as ‘Denzi’ and Alessa Gillespie. It was a sad to see the two end, but if my boyfriend goes and kisses another girl I would be a bit upset as well. Motives for the break up where understandable M’dears, no hard feelings between you I hope. But this leaves several questions unanswered. Will Denzi, go with that girl he kissed. Aaryn Saeumi ? Or, will he still find himself lost at what to do. All eyes are on you now.
Brace yourself Trios Hogwarts! We have a love triangle on the loose. Between who though? Well, lets just say the center of this triangle is none other then Fifth year Nathaniel Haake. You can start gasping now. Well, who exactly are the girls after him? Good Friend and recently heart broken Alessa Gillespie, and friend and Quidditch Capitan Xiomara Lang. If I can follow correctly, Miss Lang had kissed the Slytherin, and Alessa had confessed her undying love for Haake. Wow, what are you doing to get all the Girls Sir? Whatever the case may be, he has quiet a pickle to deal with. Will he break Alessa’s heart again, or will he leave Miss Lang all alone? Only time will be able to tell. Haake, let’s hope you make the best decision.
That’s all the gossip for this issue. Until I return -
See you, space Cowboy
