Post by Professor Hermione Potter on Aug 21, 2007 21:59:29 GMT -5
I don't know how this goes, but seeing as the gossip columnist is incognito, I just scrounged up some recent flamey subjects. =)
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It seems that the newest Gossip Columnist hasn't been keeping up with her duties since Miss Amanda Larsen has retired. So, why not send in an anonymous one to update most of you what is happening around this school, eh?
So let us begin with the promotions. What a surprise! I say that I am very content with how these promotions went, even if some, those who shall be unnamed, are not so happy with losing their Prefect-ness and such. Boo-hoo. I do feel for you.
There seems to be a lot of disloyalty happening around this castle these days. Let's begin with Aaryn Saeumi, Desiderio Moretti, and Alessa Gillespie. Now, I'm a friend to one of the three, and let's just say that sneaking on by two of the three gave me the impression that Desi is cheating on Alessa, with a lot of help from Aaryn. Honestly Aaryn, did you have to stoop as low to steal another girl's boyfriend? What kind of Slytherin scum are you to go creeping around and ruining someone's relationship? And take it personal as this is coming from a Slytherin housemate.
But who's to say that Aaryn is all guilty? Desi had a hand in this two, or should I say a pair of lips that obviously cannot keep to himself. I find it very alarming as you've just been caught by one of Alessa's best friends. And may have to pay for it too. So I'd watch your back, and your little Aaryn's too.
Now that we've got those list of cheater and slum out of the picture, let's move on to something a bit more wicked. Lillian Ann seems to be distributing her own concauctions to students around the school, saving them a trip to the Hospital Ward. She's supposedly a master at potions. But do you trust a student brewing you your medicine, or a certified Mediwitch? Silence. Yep there's the answer to that. I'd go with the professional instead.
Looks like Quidditch will be out another season as Captains are still debating how to get their teams into play. Not only that, but most of the houses don't have a full team. Also, Hufflepuff is without a Quidditch Captain. So that position is up for grabs, but who do you think will get it?
Tristam Lane seems to have made a come back since his recent disappearance. Too bad the bloke hasn't graduated yet. He'd be a seventh year now if he didn't run away. Pity, especially since he lost his Prefect-ness. But what brought him back, and what was the surprise? Piper Portland. Seems like this Slytherin has just mysteriously showed up and the two have been spotted down by the lake. Old times? Will flames reignite? And with his old flame, Amanda Larsen, will she ever figure out that he has returned? And if so, would she ever like him the same way she has before? There are a lot of questions, yet to be answered, but that all depends on Tristam and that dense noggin of his.
Well that is all I can say here. I'm sure you'll have more of a better detailed article in the future than this one. But hey, it wasw worth a try to update you on the current. Enjoy you all!
Mister N.H.
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It seems that the newest Gossip Columnist hasn't been keeping up with her duties since Miss Amanda Larsen has retired. So, why not send in an anonymous one to update most of you what is happening around this school, eh?
So let us begin with the promotions. What a surprise! I say that I am very content with how these promotions went, even if some, those who shall be unnamed, are not so happy with losing their Prefect-ness and such. Boo-hoo. I do feel for you.
There seems to be a lot of disloyalty happening around this castle these days. Let's begin with Aaryn Saeumi, Desiderio Moretti, and Alessa Gillespie. Now, I'm a friend to one of the three, and let's just say that sneaking on by two of the three gave me the impression that Desi is cheating on Alessa, with a lot of help from Aaryn. Honestly Aaryn, did you have to stoop as low to steal another girl's boyfriend? What kind of Slytherin scum are you to go creeping around and ruining someone's relationship? And take it personal as this is coming from a Slytherin housemate.
But who's to say that Aaryn is all guilty? Desi had a hand in this two, or should I say a pair of lips that obviously cannot keep to himself. I find it very alarming as you've just been caught by one of Alessa's best friends. And may have to pay for it too. So I'd watch your back, and your little Aaryn's too.
Now that we've got those list of cheater and slum out of the picture, let's move on to something a bit more wicked. Lillian Ann seems to be distributing her own concauctions to students around the school, saving them a trip to the Hospital Ward. She's supposedly a master at potions. But do you trust a student brewing you your medicine, or a certified Mediwitch? Silence. Yep there's the answer to that. I'd go with the professional instead.
Looks like Quidditch will be out another season as Captains are still debating how to get their teams into play. Not only that, but most of the houses don't have a full team. Also, Hufflepuff is without a Quidditch Captain. So that position is up for grabs, but who do you think will get it?
Tristam Lane seems to have made a come back since his recent disappearance. Too bad the bloke hasn't graduated yet. He'd be a seventh year now if he didn't run away. Pity, especially since he lost his Prefect-ness. But what brought him back, and what was the surprise? Piper Portland. Seems like this Slytherin has just mysteriously showed up and the two have been spotted down by the lake. Old times? Will flames reignite? And with his old flame, Amanda Larsen, will she ever figure out that he has returned? And if so, would she ever like him the same way she has before? There are a lot of questions, yet to be answered, but that all depends on Tristam and that dense noggin of his.
Well that is all I can say here. I'm sure you'll have more of a better detailed article in the future than this one. But hey, it wasw worth a try to update you on the current. Enjoy you all!
Mister N.H.
